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What should you do when capturing a mosquito alive

The day I received a joke from one of my QQ groups, I translated it to english just to share with some native speakers out there from the Internet.

In China, you should:

1) Feed him
2) educate him
3) buy he a house
4) help him get married
5) look after his kids

what else can you do, he's living with your blood after all!